Hands Free Umbrella

I known what I'm getting everybody next Christmas!

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Deepresso Coffee

It appears the Japanese have all but given up on trying to persuade the public to drink coffee, as a "pick me up" beverage.

Now this is honest advertising!

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USB Data Junkie

Addiction can be a serious thing, but the internet is just so damn exciting!

The possibilities are endless!

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GI Joe Nose Best

Its really best to let kids learn things on their own, especially when it comes to safety.

Because knowing is half the battle! GI Joe!

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Love You Long Time

Its really about time the Asian culture took a stand, against the accusations of being long time lovers...

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Pillow Hat

Pillow hat is perfect for people with narcolepsy, or the lazy sleepy bastard in all of us.

Caution: this hat destroys the concept of being "cooler than the other side of the pillow".

You have been warned.

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Instant Flame Gun

Remember the good ol' days, when you didn't even need a snow shovel during winter time.

Its really a shame they pulled the Flame Guns off the shelf, after that horrendous accident, involving those reindeer...

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Cheeseburger In A Can

And just when you thought the world was getting more health conscious, i present to you the canned cheeseburger.

Perhaps better known as 'spams' ugly cousin...

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Gun Egg Fryer Mold

Here we have a little treat for all you gun enthusiasts and law enforcement officers.

These gun egg molds are the perfect way to spice up that boring breakfast.

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iPod Toilet Accessories

Here is a little something for the lazy bastard in all of us, the iPod toilet accessories.

Because nothing says "fun" like spreading your cheeks to the oldies.

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Lawn Mower Injury

And you thought you're life was tough?

Try bring a plastic action figure on the front lawn of a three year old.

Its like D day, everyday...

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Best Special BBQ Sauce

Pat takes great pride in his Ho-Made BBQ sauce, and so does the ladies back at the factory.
One drop and you'll never be the same...

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